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Crocop says “Fuck the haters”


Over the weekend Mirko CroCop took some time off from being surly and introverted to record a TV interview with some weird korwegian station:

KW: Did you think about ending your career?

Mirko: I did think of it the night after my last defeat, but I’m not going to end my career soon. I will have 5 or 6 fights at least. Maybe even more, who can tell. Every fight could be your last one. You can suffer from a fatal injury, you can break your leg or arm. If I’ll be able to fight I’ll fight, it’s my life and my choice and I enjoy doing it.

I have a very strong motive, especially because of number of „wise” Internet users saying that I’m done. I will prove they were wrong.

So you see, people? Mirko is coming back, and it’s all because of us internet assholes saying he’s washed up. I feel so validated right now!

  • kermit.01 says:

    We need to start posting saying Mirko is cheap and won’t send each of us $500.00 dollars (US not that funny Canadian stuff). Lets really test the power of the net..

  • Wu Tang says:

    Ill take the Canadian Cro Cop, its worth more than the US. YOU CHEAP ASS FOO,500 bux come on!

  • Xavier says:

    He has five or six losses left then.

    Wake me when he grows a brain and drops to LHW. Then I’ll be excited.

  • intenso says:

    speaking of his brain, his head really is tiny

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    crocop rules

  • kermit_01 says:

    “Ill take the Canadian Cro Cop, its worth more than the US. YOU CHEAP ASS FOO,500 bux come on!”

    $1.00 US is .96 cents Canadian

    So you’ll only get around $480 American if you took $500 Canadian.

    Or you could take the money in Pesos which would net you around $45 US.

  • kermit_01 says:

    I forgot– Crocop you cheap bastard..

  • Prozac For All says:

    Crocop vs The Internets

    I’ll go with CC via LHK in round 2.

    Ya can’t fault him much for his last loss, he sustained quite the volley of nut blasts from Cheech Kongo (as Big Timmah would say).

  • jd says:

    kermit_01: your math sucks big harry ones.

    If you took 500 Canadian, you would get about $517 USD.
    (More, not less!)

  • kermit_01 says:

    I said I wanted $500 US — He said he wanted Canadian cause it was more. I pointed out that $500 Canadian would get him 96 cents on the dollar. My math was perfect, it was your comprehension that is flawed.

  • kermit_01 says:

    oh and I fogot again — Crocop you Cheap bastard!

  • Mobb Deep says:

    kermit 01: your dollars aint worth shit you poor American bastard. HA, felt good to say that to an American for the first time in my life.

    Now, onto more serious matters. Mirko is back, new and improved. New nose, new Dutch camp and new motivation. He will destroy all of your heros and you will soon bow to him as the new UFC HW Champion.

    Quickly children, repent for your past transgressions against Mirko and board the Cro Cop WarWagon while you still can, for the doors will close before his next match in Newcastle, England and after he wins, you will be hunted down by Croatian Special Forces and murdered like the dogs you all are.

  • kermit_01 says:

    I will give him the fact that when CroCop met Fedor that Fedor couldn’t finish him. So that either says something about CroCop or something about Fedor.. Not sure which. Ask me again when Fedor fights someone worth a shit.. :-p

  • stellar53 says:

    I can’t wait for Cro Cop to come back with a vengeance and kick some fucking ass… wait and see you stupid onliner geeks…

  • Michaelthebox says:

    I can’t wait for Cro Cop to come back with a vengeance and recover from that humiliating setback by going three rounds with a striker, breaking a rib, getting kneed in the nuts, and losing two rounds to one.

    Wait, what?

  • Jonathan says:

    Imagine that…Cro Cop FTW!

  • jd says:

    Not to keep this going but… Kermit..

    “$500 Canadian would get him 96 cents on the dollar.”

    500 Canadian dollars would get him 1.03 on the dollar.

    1 CAD = 1.02977 USD

  • anderson says:

    you anal retentive motherfuckers.

  • marshal says:

    He will be the highest paid WEC fighter.

  • ajadoniz says:

    I wonder if he’s a two-finger typer or just punches the keyboard until it types out what he wants out of sheer terror and agony.

  • adc says:

    Crocop you cheap bastard. I’ll take mine in euros, thank you (500€ = 703 CAD = 733$, you poor American and Canadian bastards).