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Cris Cyborg wants Ronda

After decimating poor Hiroko Yamanaka in only 16 seconds back in December, Strikeforce Women’s Featherweight Champion Cris “Cyborg” Santos, the female half of the unholy Cyborg union, popped hot for steroids, which was about as shocking as the kid from Who’s the Boss coming out of the closet. Ronda Rousey wasn’t shy about expressing her thoughts on the situation, saying “Everyone knew she was cheating.” Now that Cyborg is almost done serving out her yearlong suspension, she’s setting her sights on Ronda, who has since become the new face of women’s MMA. Cyborg spoke on the MMA Hour:

“I really wanna fight Ronda. She says bad things about me. I never say bad things about my opponent. I want to do my best in the octagon, and if she says she wants to fight me, she can come to my weight or at 140.”

Aside from not knowing the difference between an octagon and a hexagon, I like what Cyborg is selling here. This would be a huge fight between the hands down best – steroids or no steroids – female fighter in the world and Ronda, who we’re not exactly sure where she stands just yet, but damn if she aint purty and can sell the fuck out of a fight. Of course it would have to be at 145 or at the very lowest, 140, because Cyborg aint down with gettin’ all petite ‘n shit, or anything feminine for that matter:

“I’m a women but I want to fight the same as a man. I like training hard. I like to punch the face. I like getting punched in the face. I fight the same as a man. I train the same as a man. I think this is different from other girls.”

God she’s scary. I don’t care that Zuffa doesn’t prioritize women’s MMA. This is a fight they should make or die trying.

  • Letibleu says:

    Danny Pintauro is gay?! :O

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Except for that chubby chick I’ve been fighting 135ers for my whole career – why would I lose weight to start fighting them fairly now? Plus, I want to keep roiding, so you should come up to my weight.

  • SprechenSieDouche says:

    The Cyborg’s split up. Prob because that dude is gay and she was going to stop juicing then saw Ronda rip off Tate’s arm and said “fuck that”.

  • Letibleu says:

    they split up because they got each others names tattooed on their forearms. its a well known fact that if you wanna split up but dont know how to make it happen just get the name of your spouse tattooed somewhere on your body and the universe will somehow make it so.

  • Letibleu says:

    that and she’s a man’s man

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully says:

    “I like getting punched in the face. I fight the same as a man.”

  • TheButtStrangler says:

    @ Thunder,
    yeah its the same ole shiesty Braz style.

    But Rousy has been trouncing chicks 10-15 pounds below her for her whole modern “twitter” career.

    Sounds like just pancakes to me.

    Cyborg is only as much, if not less bigger then Rousy as Rousy has been to her opponents.

    And its also only standard issue Braz posing at this juncture.

    Trust me!

    Cyborg WILL meet Rousy at 135-130, however low she goes because Cyborg doesn’t have the luxury of sitting on ass as a zuffa hood ornament and picking off stragglers once a year like some other alleged GOATS.

    Its on as soon as Cyborgs licensed again, and Rousy should know that if she didn’t before.

  • noiseless says:

    hm. randa might get knocked the fuck out. sexy.

  • Letibleu says:

    Sarah Kaufman might spoil the party if she exposes honda as a one trick pony

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    exposes honda as a one trick pony

    Exposes? We already know she only knows Judo. Luck for her (so far) it covers both submissions and positional control.

    I know she can lose a striking match, but I don’t think Kaufman’s sloppy punching is gonna do it. She doesn’t have clean combos or the footwork to stick and move while avoiding the clinch. Her best bet is her powerbomb, but I don’t see her pulling that off on someone her own size or with Honda’s hips.

  • frickshun says:

    Cyborg: How do I resurrect my career after steroid suspension?
    PR Rep: Don’t hide it. Embrace it.
    Cyborg: What do you mean?
    PR Rep: Even though you cheated your way to the top & should have to start at square 1….CALL OUT THE CHAMP regardless of the fact that you don’t deserve a title shot.
    Cyborg: Great idea!! I’m going to jump on Twitter right after I inject this cycle.
    Needle: SQUIRT!!

  • Reverend Clint says:

    we need a sex check on MRs. Cyborg

  • Letibleu says:

    She is the biggest abuser of TRT