If you’ve ever wanted to get Crazy PRIDE Lady to scream your name, but were too lazy to a) become an MMA superstar in Japan b) wine, dine, and sex her up, do we have a deal for you! For only $50, Lenne Hardt herself will record herself saying whatever you want!
Possible uses for this according to LenneHardt.com include ‘ringtone’, ‘answering machine message’, and ‘wedding call.’ If by wedding call they mean an introduction during the actual nuptials, congrats! Any bride that would allow this is probably the coolest girl ever. She really should have put her foot down when you demanded Sandstorm be played as you walk down the aisle, but she didn’t. And that, my friend, is true love.