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Cincinnati here we come

As mentioned in approximately 30% of the posts over the past week, Jake and I are off to Cincinnati to see UFC 77. For most people, this kind of trip would consist of a a 4-5 hour flight. However, we are not most people, so we have ‘decided’ to take the bus, also known as the most ghetto form of transportation in the universe.

The trip will be long and hard … Jake never shuts up and I can only hope the border police don’t take away the meds I need to induce a comatose state for the 21 hours we’ll be on the road.

We’ll be documenting the trip as best we can and if there’s wireless internet in Cleveland then maybe you’ll get a fresh post and possibly even a video. But if that’s not the case then all you get is pre-written posts over the next few days. I apologize in advance if anything earth shattering occurs between Thursday 5pm and Saturday 10pm.

We’re definitely gonna write up some shit after the show, although god knows if that’ll be at 2am, 4am, 6am … yeah. And depending on how much Mickey’s we’ve drank, I make no promises to the accuracy of anything I say (yeah I know … how is that different from any other time). So anyways, at least being at the show is a better excuse for delayed posts than playing DDR all weekend!

  • ajadoniz says:

    255.15 in canadian or dollars? wait, nvm… it’s the same now.

  • Mobb Deep says:

    You mean we might actually get to see your ugly faces?

  • Mr. Theplague says:

    It’s fine, I’ll just post with pre-written responses.

  • Mike O says:

    saoooooooo gjhetttooo

  • hankd says:

    Sweet trip man…lol

    check for an update on M1 / Fedor and the new CEO (Monte Cox)…

  • bmiller says:

    So you get to go to UFC 77 this weekend and I get to go to my grandpa’s funeral and see a bunch of family that I cant stand but I have to try and act like I like them.
    Do you wanna trade spots for the weekend??? I’ll even put up with Jake being an asshole and talking non stop.

  • Cyrus says:

    you guys are rad

  • Frank says:

    I’m pretty jealous, enjoy the bus ride….refrain from using words such as “Bomb on the bus” or “Keanu reeves was such a sellout in speed” or “Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad”. As a canadian, i’m sure you’ve heard they’re thinking about demanding a passport at the border now too. Can I ask why you picked this card though? Are you hoping to catch one of the body parts Silva tears off Franklin and take it home as a pet?

  • Accomando says:

    I can’t believe you paid $255 for that billet de passage.

  • stellar53 says:

    gay canadians…..