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Chuck Liddell fighting … for custody

We were all pretty excited when TMZ started paying attention to MMA – wow, it’s like we’ve made it! We’re REAL SPORT! We matter! I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop, when they stop being all buddy buddy with us and start slitting our throat over the various scandles that thus far have gone relatively unnoticed.

They haven’t really done it yet, but they do focus on news that other MMA sites generally consider too private to get into. Like the story about Chuck Liddell trying to gain custody of a son from a past relationship:

Sources tell us 12-year-old Cade was visiting Chuck from Colorado, where he lives with him mom, Lori Geyer.  Chuck claims the boy was depressed and upset and didn’t want to go back.  And, Chuck says, Cade complained he was “living with a severe toothache for 2 to 3 months.”

Chuck took Cade to a dentist, but feels his son’s “health and safety are at risk.”

Chuck’s lawyer mentioned in court the boy was allegedly abused by being forced to perform physical labor — including snow removal.

Snow removal? Not even child workers in India have to do that shit! Save the boy, save him now! Like most custody cases, this one is already getting ugly with accusations of neglect and drug use and Reebok-induced nudity. More on this here, here, and here.

As far as the kid wanting to stay with Chuck, let’s see what any young kid would rather do. Stay with mom and have to put up with annoying shit like RULES and CHORES, or live with Chuck in a world of pure fantasy adventure? Shit, it’s practically child abuse NOT letting the kid suckle at Chuck’s diamond encrusted teat.

  • agentsmith says:

    Any kid NOT forced to perform physical labour like shoveling snow and mowing the lawn is fucking spoiled.  Shit, that’s one of the few benefits of having kids, now lawyers wanna take that away too?

  • scissors61 says:

    they made him shovel snow?!? oh, the humanity! 

  • agentsmith says:

    Next that mean ol’ bitch will want him to do the dishes.  YOU MONSTER!

  • scissors61 says:

    God forbid he grow up in a semi-normal fashion instead of running around with Chuck and a gaggle of porn bitches in southern California. This kid will be on TMZ again in about 10 years after getting arrested for battery outside a titty bar in Los Angeles, mark my words 

  • Letibleu says:

    He can adopt me. I have a tooth ache.

  • Komodo says:

    ^ ^ Haa!


    What twelve year old boy WOULDN’T want to live with their dad if that dad was Chuck Liddell? But yeah, shoveling snow…. damn. That’s pretty rough. Better get CPS on the horn to straighten this shit out.