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Chris Leben released from jail, now grounded.

Those of you who spent some time praying for the cornhole of Chris Leben can turn your attentions to more pressing issues like the economy and Asian disaster relief: the Crippler is out of jail and under house arrest now. Here’s a message from his MySpace.

      “Hello all, Chris has been released from jail over the weekend. This is all the information I have right now and I’ll be sure to update everyone on his resolved legal issues, immediate plans and the expected date of his next match after Chris gets everything organized. He thanks you again for your patience and understanding and Chris will be posting here as soon as he can.”

Thank God that America is so overrun with criminals that they have to flush people out of prison early to make room for more! There really wasn’t that much of a point to Chris being there in the first place, draining tax dollars and shit. But something had to be done to give some teeth to the law, so I suppose a pant-shitting 35 day sentence will make him and those following the case think twice before skipping parole.

  • TigerTao says:

    Praying for the Cornhole of Chris Leben?

    Us Jackals may occasionaly pray for the cornhole of Ariany or even Edith but Leben? Were sick but we aint that sick Ryan!
    Crusty Crippler Starfish Suprise? I think I’ll pass.

  • Jersey Tomato says:

    Hopefully Leben will now get his probation transferred to Hawaii (which he should have done before) and get back to training. Can’t wait to see the lousy ass tattoo he received while killing time in pokey. Most of those prison tattoos are total crap — of course, when the choice is this tattoo or having your colon plunged with a male appendage, nine times out of ten you are going to opt for the ink job.

  • kentyman says:

    Presumably that’s how Melvin Costa got his second most infamous tattoo: