Spank Bank: Mad Alex’s Natasha pictures
Monday, November 16th, 2009 by fightlinker
Last month, a video went up on RawVegas featuring Natasha Wicks
- greased up
- hanging out of a shirt
- falling out of towel
- humping Randy Couture’s leg in a leopard print bikini
- wearing uber-skimp undies
- wearing hand wraps
The hand wraps one is always a winner - girls, take note: guys love this. They also love blowjobs (yes, even if you’re bad at it), so how about some of those every once in a while?
Now what was I saying? Ah yeah, Natasha. So the video came out and it was all hot and shit. NOW we’ve got the pictures from the video photoshoot, and they’re pretty awesome too. The above pic is about the least racy one of the whole bunch. Two more after the jump featuring an inappropriate amount of breast, and the original RawVegas videos. The rest of the pictures you can see at Mad Alex Photography, which I highly encourage you to do if you’re not at work right now or your workplace is okay with excessive skin so long as dirty sinful nipples aren’t visible.
Spank Bank: Zoila, Warrior Princess
Saturday, November 14th, 2009 by fightlinker
After watching Zoila Frausto fight on last week’s Strikeforce Challengers event, I have one question: is it still called a Superman punch when a woman does it? Zoila was all about that shit … she threw like seven of them en route to a unanimous decision win over Elisha Helsper. Sure, she only landed two, but she’s still pretty green. Another year or two and she has the potential to be a knockout queen.
You can read Rodriguez’s cageside play by play of her last fight here, and I wish I could show you the thing but you know how copyright law works - heaven forbid we show you the video and let you know about interesting new fighters. That’s stealing! So instead here’s a few sexy pictures of Zoila. Several hundred more on Zoila’s MySpace page.
Spank Bank: Strikeforce girls.
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 by fightlinker
Strikeforce still isn’t doing a great job of putting their pussy up on a pedestal like the UFC does, but I give two thumbs up to the new outfits and choices of women. I mean, check out the high res version of this pic. That there is skin so smooth I want to cut it off them and add it to the skin quilt I keep in the garage.
Spank Bank: New Octagon Girl galleries
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 by fightlinker
MMA Fight Girls noticed that the UFC has a bunch of new Octagon Girl pictures up. We’ve got one of each girl after the jump or you can just go to the source for all the pics.
Spank Tank: Halloween costumes with Natasha Wicks
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 by fightlinkerThere are times where I’m like “Eh, Natasha ain’t that hot” and then I see a few pixelated seconds of her wearing a beer wench outfit and my penis says “Yes, she is that hot.”
Spank Tank: High Res Gina Carano Body Issue pictures
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 by fightlinker
I know I start too many posts off with “Behold!”, but this post really deserves it. BEHOLD! High res Gina Carano body issue pictures! So huge you swear you can see a hint of a shadow of some vulva going on maybe. I’m keeping a copy of the cover on Fightlinker in case these pictures disappear … I consider it my boner insurance for the next 20 years.
UFC 104 prelim play by play
Saturday, October 24th, 2009 by RodriguezSpike is once again showing prelims to hype up the pay per view, so we’ll be here to cover it.
Tick tock tick tock….hurry up, Spike!
Joe and Goldberg look like they’re dressed for a funeral.
Sounds like they’ve dropped the “Ravishing” from Eric Schafer’s nickname. Maybe Rick Rude was upset.
Antoni Hardonk vs. Pat Barry
Round 1: This UFC broadcast is brought to you in Pat Barry’s nickname.
Hardonk didn’t touch gloves. JERK! Any regular kick by Hardonk is a head kick against Barry. The guys are playing Roschameau with leg kicks. Uh oh, eye poke. That’s nasty. Looks like it’s still bothering him. Hardonk is just kickig like crazy and landing bad dirry boxing. Barry hits leg kicks and just circles. Hardonk went for a takedown? Jesus Christ. What the heck happened? Barry in crucifix. Looks like a big brother on a little brother. Back up and Barry is landing sick punches. Hardonk looks scared but going for leg kicks. Round over.
Round 2: Barry can swing like crazy because of his height. Hardonk dropped and Barry is getting overconfident. I bet he gets KOed. Clinch up and Hardonk goes for takedowns again. Barry beasts him with an straight right and pounds him for the stoppage. That was brutal. Let’s see him against a wrestler though. PUNCH TO THE NECK! Eww!
Result: Barry by TKO in round 2
Hugging all over Joe is Barry. His eye is a mess. He does a pretty weird cartwheel backflip.
Oh jesus, stop calling it commercial free if you’re recruiting. I’d rather watch a commercial for “Paranormal Activity” than see guys turn their guns or whatever.
Stefan Struve vs. Chase Gormley
Round 1: Gormley gets a takedown. Pounds from the top. Struve has nothing. Maybe he has a leg lock. Struve sweeps after dueling leg locks. Passes to side easy. Stands up and then a trip by Struve. Now Gormley has nothing What is wring with Strive? Ref was gonna stop the fight. Gormley gets a leg lock and Struve gets back on top. Triangle from the bottom after a full mount switcheroo that Gormley fell for. What an idiot. Really slick sub and even sweeter psych out.
Result: Struve by submission in round one.
- Joe Rogan had a tongue twister; Struve sounds like the bigfoot form “Harry and the Hendersons”. He sounds gassed and then makes me feel like a bum by saying he’s only two years older than me.
Ryan Bader vs. Eric Schafer
Well it looks like they pulled the “Eric” from Schafer’s name too. Schafer comes out to Kanye? He’s toast. Granted, he used it at UFC 77 also, but it still sucks. Bader out to a Star Wars remix, or something, whatever, lame too. Bader’s getting a pretty big reaction.
Round 1: Bader looks like abully. Schafer looks like he’s cowardly. Bader backs straightup when “blocking” punches. Neither has landed nothing yet. Bader hits a lft hook that does nothig and follows with the overhand right. Bader’s jab looks sick. Wow that was ridiculous overhand right. Takedown and NASTY ground and pound. Schaer gets fard and Bader gets up angain and its a German suplexed. Nasty punches against the cage and Bader is just bullying Schafer. Bader went used a Kimura from Schafer to get a pass. Omoplata blocked. Bader stands up and the round is over.
Schafer was getting just mashed up. I give it 10-8 to Bader.
Round 2: Schafer looks like he’s been punched retarded. Bader looks like he’s gassed and then gets poked in the eye. Can we have MMA with goggles? My god. And why are guys fighting so fast? Schafer looks for the big punches now. He probably senses Bader’s fatigue. Neither landing anything, but the tiredness and beatenness makes it even. The guys are doing nothing but winging airballs. Schafer is getting too cocky. Big right by Bader. He looks more red than Red at this point. Schafer hits a big right hand and Bader shoots in at the bell.
10-10 I believe.
Round 3: Schafer turning it up. OH GOD big overhand right by Bader levels Schafer and now he’s in full guard. Bader stands up. Doc checking the cut and everyone boooooooooos. Looks like Schafer actually hit Bader’s head with his won from the bottom. They’re swinging but bot landing. Schafer did the worst clock-check I’ve ever seen. Bader his a takedown into side control. Schafer gets full guard at the horn. Fight over.
Result: Bader by unanimous decision.
Dana better tell Joe that calling the audience the b-word doesn’t work during a hard sell.
OK Guys, that’s the end of the prelim show. PPV up next!
Spank Tank: The Outsider Ring Girls
Friday, October 16th, 2009 by fightlinker
My knowledge of the Japanese MMA scene is so spotty that I don’t know much more about Akira Maeda than the fact that he ran the Japanese promotion RINGS and helped out with K-1’s HERO’S organization. Now he’s running a show called ‘The Outsider’ which is referred to by some in Japan as a ‘gangsta promotion’. I’m not about to make any judgments about that (not even based off the scary amount of heavily tattooed dudes at these shows) … I’m just posting about the ring girls they use. After the jump: a crapload of pictures of them from The Outsider’s extensive event gallery.
(This post is rated relatively SFW - bikinis, lingerie, and cleavage only)
