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Brock sighting!

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Sometimes it seems like Brock Lesnar is more elusive than Bigfoot. He disappears into the forest for weeks at a time and footage of him is rare indeed. But he did show up at what looks like a hotel office center to unenthusiastically record this video promoting his upcoming biography. It’s called “Death Clutch: My Story of Determination, Domination, and Survival” and is co-written by the only man who seems to get along with him, Paul Heyman.

Those looking for clues in this video as to what’s going on in his head regarding his future: he does introduce himself as “Brock Lesnar, UFC fighter.” That’s a good sign, right?

18 COMMENTS
  • thingvolds says:

    i like the survivalist viking part of brock, but thats about it. dont care to read about the rest of his life. and seeing paul heymans name associated with it is a huge turn off. that guy is a twat. those interviews helwani did with him after brock vs cain were absolutely retarded. who gives a fuck what paul heyman has to say about the state of mma? and why did ariel think it was necessary to interview him not once, but twice (one of the interviews being like 45 mins long)?

  • SST says:

    “Broke Lesnar: My Story of Dance Moves and Turtling to Irrelevance”

  • CAP says:

    I’d buy this book…if I needed to start a fire. That was one of the worst pimp jobs I’ve ever seen.

  • agentsmith says:

    I love how he nearly choked on saying “UFC fighter” instead of “champion”.

  • Symbul says:

    Death Clutch, brah!

    Is telling him that that brand is amazingly cheesy off-limits like sparring hard with him? Like, someone must have told him by now?

  • MAYORofKALI says:

    Wow… what a dazzling display of wit and charm!

  • Billytk says:

    Does anyone really care about Brock anymore now that he’s been exposed, honestly if Carwin had a gas tank that wasn’t built for a hot wheels car Brock would only have a win over Mir who also has a win over him and a win over a 50yr old LHW and has shown that anyone with Any power in their hands can turtle him so it’s not like he’s actually relevant in MMA

  • iamphoenix says:

    Subo likes him. If that counts for anything.

  • GoldenArms says:

    I’m gonna work hard to sell this book and I hope you guys do the same

  • Remco Pardoel says:

    “I’m gonna work hard to sell this book and I hope you guys do the same”

    Yeah, it sounds like he really poured his heart into this book.

  • Billytk says:

    [quote]Subo likes him. If that counts for anything.[/quote]

    That actually illustrates my point better then any other example I could think of showing what a joke Brock is now

  • Reem.Hadouken says:

    Cha CHing

  • Blackula Jonez says:

    After watching mma for so long now, I am still shocked to see new scars and marks on people.

    Cain left a permanent reminder on Brocks face, I don’t know why I find that jarring, I just do.

  • Komodo says:

    I am not gonna’ work hard to sell his book. Wtf.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Blackula – I was wondering that too – especially since I heard Zuffa pays for an actual cosmetic surgeon to give them the deep layers of stitches required to limit that kind of deep scarring.

    I still feel that way about Alistair’s scar.

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ his was from getting smashed in the face with a bottle in the street

  • agentsmith says:

    Damn, even Rampage and Mandingo don’t have a scar story like that.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    That’s what he gets for fucking my girlfriend.

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