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Biggest … moron … EVER

We already knew that Jon Koppenhaver was a big fucking idiot. But now he’s no longer gonna be known as Jon Koppenhaver because he’s just legally changed his name to … get ready for it … WAR MACHINE:

“SO in case you didn’t notice in my last fight the UFC did NOT use my nickname when I fought. Turns out some gay ass wrestling federation threatened to sue them because they recently named one of their wrestlers The War Machine Rhino and trademarked the name. Too fuckin’ bad that I have been using this name for 6 years, have it tatted on my body and it is what my fans yell out when I’m fighting. If you know my personality then you know damn well I am not gonna let some faggot ass, FAKE wrestler steal MY name. SO 6 weeks ago I filed a change of name request and today I had court to make my name officially WAR MACHINE. lol. Fuckin’ funny right? Didn’t really wanna have to do it but I am sure as hell not lose MY nickname.”

I know I usually spend a bit of time in every post explaining my point of view, but do I really have to in this case? Sometimes idiocy conveys itself more effectively than I ever could. My only question: will the grocery store allow him to use this new name on his nametag when he’s back to stocking cans for a living?