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Big headed slut babies on the way!

Looks like Jenna Jameson wants her some babies with Tito Ortiz:

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!
“We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.
Why is she so over saying “I Do?”
Two failed marriages,” she said. “[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper.”

It’s not just a piece of paper, it’s a horrific legal quagmire that’s cost Jenna tens of millions of dollars via the divorce from her last husband. I’m not even sure the last marriage is technically over yet. So I can understand why she’s not too interested in another kick at that specific can.

As for the baby thing, I’d be surprised if Jenna even gets her period weighing what she does right now. And that’s kinda a required thing if you’re trying to spawn anything. She looks so emaciated that menstruating is like trying to get blood out of a stone, except in this case it’s not a stone. It’s Jenna’s uterus.

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