The UFC’s Fight for the Troops card is locked in and this year the company has decided to add to the charity drive by setting up a website where you can donate out of the goodness of your heart or bid on some cool shit, with all proceeds going to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. The coolest ‘item’ up for grabs: “Dinner with UFC Octagon Girls at UFC Event!”
Ever wonder what it would be like to have dinner with the stunning UFC Octagon Girls? Well, here’s your chance. Bid now for the opportunity to dine with the Octagon girls at an upcoming UFC event. Package includes airfare, hotel accommodations and tickets to the UFC event.
(North American events only)
(airfare included for US travel only)
It sucks that this is only for North American events. Doing this in Abu Dhabi would be pretty pimp, plus the laws there are pretty cloudy about what happens when you whip your dick out, lay it on the table, and say “Ready for the main course?”
Bidding starts at 2000 bucks and will probably go up past anything you can afford. But if you’re really jonesing for some face time with the Octagon girls, Chandella does work at a Playboy club in Vegas and there’s a crawlspace under Arianny porch where you can watch her without any pesky police intervention.
Other cool items up for auction:
The Ultimate VIP experience – dinner with Dana, Arianny, and ‘Greats’ (I wonder how long till Chuck Liddell realizes he’s the new Ronald McDonald of the UFC). You also get to hanging out all week and backstage with a UFC fighter of your choice during their fight week. I suggest betting on their opponent and spending the week undermining your fighter’s confidence with subtle doubts and insults.
Bo Jackson Signed Kansas City Royals Jersey – Pretty impressive considering no one has seen or heard from Bo in over a decade
One of those UFC Custom Camaros – direct from the warehouse full of unsold UFC custom camaros
Real Life Ghost Hunter Experience – As if it wasn’t bullshit enough on television, see how these frauds do their thing by joining them for ‘a complete paranormal investigation.’ Be prepared for such thrilling adventures as Water Pipes Making Noise, Animals Moving Around in Forest, and my personal favorite, Dark Aura and Sulfur Smell *FART*