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Bas Rutten’s daughter is legal

While googling around for pictures of Bas Rutten yesterday I found some hot pictures of his daughter. No, not one of the young ones. Well, not the REALLY young ones. His oldest, who as luck would have it should be turning 18 any day now. Not that it matters … isn’t ‘legal’ in Holland like 16? Europe is so kinky. Anyways, being the perv I am, I dug around looking for more information, and found it:

 “I have a 17-year-old daughter in Holland and she’s with my ex-wife, and I have two girls here with my wife now. I’ve been with her for 15 years already, which is something unbelievable; living with Bas Rutten for 15 years! She’s a keeper and the kids are really cool. My oldest one, the 17-year-old, just knocked a guy out on the street. She called me and told me she dropped somebody, and I was proud to hear that! My 10-year-old wants to be a dancer and singer, and my youngest one is a little boss. She’s got abs and biceps and she’s five-years-old. It’s crazy! She’s high, high energy and she’s jumping all the time, even when she’s talking.”

As most dads do, Bas has already spent some time thinking about what he’s going to do once his girls start dating. And while he doesn’t admit he’s going to murder anyone he doesn’t approve of, I bet that’s just so there won’t be any evidence of premeditation floating around when they go to court.

“My oldest daughter is 5′ 11″ and she’s strong. I don’t think I need to do anything for her. She’s very smart and she’s very solid. She will always make sure she’s not drunk when she’s out with her friends you know? I don’t think I’ll have a problem with her. I think I’ll have a problem with my other daughters. They’ll probably come home with someone I really don’t like just to screw with something or me. But I shoot from the hip. We’ll see what happens and I’ll take it from there.”

  • Jemaleddin says:

    “But I shoot from the hip.”

    Yes, hips really are the key in wrestling. But I’m not so worried about Bas’ shooting as his striking. Knockout power with slaps? DAMN.

    Wait, what? …. Oh, it’s a metaphor… Sorry.

  • If she is anything like Bas I think she’s going to make a man really happy and kick him in the liver.

  • Jim Brown's Long Lost Son says:

    Pics or didnt happen

  • hahahha this bloggy is hilarious!!

    but i think, she has to be 18 to be “doable”, so it is in belgium anyway
    in the UK i’ve heard 16 is a go, just not on film or pictures

  • garth says:

    in south carolina i think it’s 12.

    actually, it IS 12 in japan is it not?

  • Swedish guy says:

    In Sweden it’s 16. Anyway, his other daughter (see the other Rutten post) looks better.

  • Dangerfield says:

    tits or gtfo.

    Seriously though Bas is the best to find quotes of awesome shit. Bas is like the movie Juno but not pretentious.

  • Elfenstein says:

    when i think you all have hit rock bottom , you always seem to manage to dig a little deeper …

  • Hattori Hanzo says:

    If you can apply Bas threats of taking two eyes for an eye to being in the situation of dating his (assuming shes of legal age) daughter. Whats is punishment for getting to second base>

  • Kalak says:

    In Denmark it´s 15, the same here in Greenland.

    Just the thought of being some 18 year old dude who gets Bas as his father in law, wow!

  • TIGERTAO says:

    Its 13 in Japan,
    14 in Holland,
    16 in England,
    For your eyes only, not on film!

    Japan and Holland have two of the lowest teenage pregnancy rates in the world. In Japan its pretty much impossible for a girl to get on the pill until she’s over 18…

  • Rob says:

    The national age of consent in Japan is insanely low, like either 12 or 13, but each prefecture [state] has an age of consent of 18, so it doesn’t matter. Anything under 18 is illegal, nationwide.

  • #1 Jackal says:

    16 is legal to consent in the USA!!!

    (even though most people are wrong and think it is 18)

  • if its 16 everywhere, i might be wrong about it being 18 in belgium too

    must look at that 17yr old chick i know again then :p

  • Trembling Eagle says:

    in America it varies by Sate and county
    the laws vary WIDELY. In some places 15/16 is legal if both people are within 3 years of each other age wise.

    To be safe keep it 18 and up.
    If you find yourself on the wrong side of the law on this one you not only will face jail time but be in a living hell of being a sex offender and having to register with your neighbors FOR the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Then you may as well jump out a window because your life is over. No pussy is worth that.