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Bader vs Ortiz… why?

Forrest giving his best to shrink Tito’s massive dome

MMAWeekly is running an article claiming Tito is fighting Ryan Bader in July. Grande Cabeza was scheduled to take on Lil Nog but suffered a minor head injury, doesn’t seem possible to injure that melon. Bader is coming off a loss to the current 205 champion, before that he took on a who’s who of mid level to crap fighters like Keith Jardine and Brazilian Vinny. Tito hasn’t won a fight since 2006 and hasn’t decisively beaten anybody not named Ken Shamrock since 2001. Sure he took down Machida and slapped on a triangle sloppier than Jenna’s snatch but almost doesn’t count.

I would have expected a tougher target for the Bader hype train but I guess in a way it makes sense, Tito sucks and Bader needs a win. With a win over a “top 205” fighter, yeah top heavy, Bader makes a move towards another shot at Jones. If he loses he is back down with the rest of the crap wrestlers and TUF rejects. Tito really needs to call it quits if he loses in anyway other than sloppy boxing match. He is old and busted, like Jenna’s snatch, and should stick to his Team Punishment business.

  • CAP says:

    “”””a triangle sloppier than Jenna’s snatch”””


    This works for everybody. Bader wins + Tito loses = Dana happy.

  • P W says:

    This is article would be much better if there was some way of making more references to Jenna’s snatch in it.

  • Catfish says:

    An above average fighter got his ass kicked by the division’s champ, so the UFC feeds him an over the hill can with a big name, a shmuck whose greatest performances would barely register as noteworthy within the modern incarnation of the sport.
    . . . And now five years later Tito is having the same thing done to him.

    heyooo *golf swing**adjusts tie*

  • Letibleu says:

    Why do we care about Tito? Seriously? Even the old school MMA vets like me shouldn’t care. He is a has been and should not even be talked about anymore. Christ, Dan Severn is more in it than Tito at this point (here comes the flak).

  • Jim Harbaugh Scramble says:

    I thought Tito won Rd 1 and 2 of the last Forrest fight. Granted, he did Jack Shit in Rd 3, but I thought he should have gotten the decision or at least gotten a draw.

    He looked so horrible against Hammil it wasn’t even funny. I wouldn’t be shocked if Tito gets kept on after he loses this fight, just so he can job to another up and comer in need of a win.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    would it be the worse thing in the world if Tito dies in the cage? then Dana runs up and yells “your fired”

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ or does that lame “digging the grave” motion that tito is so found of

  • CAP says:

    Tito will be migrating to Strikeforce soon. See if he can hang there.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    id love to see him fight Hendo

  • Jim Harbaugh Scramble says:

    Strikeforce has no 205ers, could use Tito’s name to help draw fans. I would love to see him fight Monster Randleman. Shit bring back coleman for a fight too.

  • shillyer says:

    tito will kick bader ass. mark my words 

  • Reverend Clint says:

    im not even sure tito could literally kick his ass

  • shillyer says:

    your probably right. but at least this is someone who will attack tito instead of run away and counter the whole time

  • G Funk says:

    He should be fighting Chuck.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Bader will get props only if he finishes Tito.

  • Komodo says:

    Grim realities Rev.