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Arianny’s first single is about to drop

We’ve been hearing about Arianny Celeste’s plans to break into music since 2008 and now her first ‘big single’, Fight To Love Me, is about to drop. In anticipation, her label or management or whoever released this video promoting the house remix of the track. And as far as generic Benny Benassi rip-off dance tunes go, it’s not terrible.

Arianny sounds like she can actually sing and the song doesn’t drive me to jam a pencil deep into my ear upon first listen. This officially makes it better than most of the shit played on mainstream radio nowadays. It’s not going to end up on my mp3 player by any means – we’ll leave it on the dancefloor of a gay circuit club where it belongs – but for a girl who’s other great achievements include being hot and holding up placards, it’s surprisingly competent.

  • CAP says:

    Music producers can make anyone sound good these days. I’m sure T&A will still be the main selling point.
    (holy camel toe at 1:03, see it works)

  • glassjawsh says:

    made it about 17 seconds…..she sounds like shakira with an inner ear infection…..fucking horrific

  • subo says:

    Boss.  That was fucking ear rape.

  • P W says:

    Man, that was terrible, even though I’m sure the studio technicians did what they could, tweeking and autotuning the shit out her “performance”.

  • kvelertak says:

    Oh god… so generic.

    You know some sleazy music producer or some guy Dana White pulled strings with got this shit rolling on the promise of some vag later.

    Celeste is the ultimate brat, protected on high by the UFC upper brass.

    My problem is, she isn’t that hot and there are a lot of other girls that should take her place.

  • fightlinker says:

    Yeah, we can all agree as people with not shit taste in music that it’s horrible. But when holding it up and comparing it to the standard pop / dance shit that’s in the top 20, it holds up.

  • CAP says:

    ^Put your glow sticks away Ryan.

  • Grappo says:

    Yeah, we can all agree as people with not shit taste in music that it’s horrible. But when holding it up and comparing it to the standard pop / dance shit that’s in the top 20, it holds up.

    I can’t comment on whether this crap is better than that crap, because I don’t listen to that shit either.  I probably wouldn’t recognize the names of half the people in the Top 20.  But I have heard this, and this is ridiculously bad.  Kakihara-level of eardrum puncture is called for.


  • G Funk says:

    The break that starts @ 1:03 is hard as fuck. I’d boogie to this at the club. These guys aren’t into techno type muzik Ryon, it’s pretty good.

  • Grappo says:

    I used to dig Lords of Acid back in the mid-90’s when I was dropping acid.  but yeah…  that’s about the extent of my affinity for techno-ish music.

  • kwagnuth says:

    I would like to hear her realy let her voice go and see what happens. Would she sound like Beyonce or would sound like Forrest Griffin cornering Matt Brown.

  • Letibleu says:

    I’M SUING. Your comments led me to believe this was not a terrible song. I now have a pencil hanging out of my right ear. It is that bad. I hear the crap they have on the radio these days and this shit is even worse than that shit. I feel bad for her because soon she will be in the middle of a room somewhere and everyone will be thinking the music is terrible but telling her the opposite. Then one clown will have too much to drink and will smoke a joint and will start laughing uncontrollably dragging everyone with him down into a crazy laughing frenzy as they are forced to jam her songs down their ears. 
    Time to cleanse my head.

  • subo says:

    I had an ex that would have just liked the beat.  She ate a lot of X.

  • glassjawsh says:

    @ grappo – MOTHER FUCKING IICHI!!!! right before that dude jams a 6 inch metal rod in his ear and jumps off a 15 story building while the baddest murderer/retard in the last 10 years of film gets kicked to death by an 8 year old

    spray gore horror at its finest

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    That is some terrible writing and music.  Her voice isn’t terrible, but she needs to get with some real artists.  I’ll never need to listen to her ever again, and every time I see her I’ll subconsciously resent her for every second I heard it.

  • gerg says:

    Is this a 4/20 joke? Are ya’ll trying to make up for missing April Fool’s?

  • iamphoenix says:

    leti…nice peters version of friday>

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:


  • repenttokyo says:

    why couldn’t she just cover friday like all other non-singers?

  • iamphoenix says:

    haha the video has been removed cuz it sucks.