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Arianny Celeste ‘enjoys life’ with lots of ‘friends’

Montreal ex-pat Ariel from Jarry Park has another interview up, this time with Arianny Celeste. I gotta hand it to Ariel, he manages to politely bully a lot of information out of people. Perhaps I should try his interviewing style because my style usually ends up with the person breaking down in tears and hanging up on me (that was Rory Singer). Of course, that’s still more polite than when MMAJunkie called Arianny ‘borderline retarded’ … oh, to think it was a mere year ago that Dann was letting his jerk flag fly. I miss that.

As for Arianny, the only questions she wasn’t asked was “Is Arianny Celeste really your real name for real? Because it sounds fake and porn-starish”. There were a few questions right at the beginning regarding the rules of fighters dating ring girls. Oh, and she said she was no longer dating Josh Burkman (old news), and went as far to say “Ew” when Ariel asked her if he was still a favorite fighter of hers. COLD.

Here’s a quote regarding all that shit:

“I’ve hung out with fighters, I’m friends with a lot of fighters, so I’ve broken that rule. I’m not with Josh Burkman and according to the internet I’ve dated a lot of people from Rampage to Henderson to GSP but it’s all rumors. I have a lot of friends and I’m not gonna stop hanging out with them because of what the internets say. I enjoy life and that’s it.”

I love how the new codeword for “I like sex and sleep with lots of guys” is “I enjoy life”. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with “enjoying life” … in fact, I think all girls should “enjoy life” more. Over here in North America we’re still pretty stuffy about that shit. I was over in Australia a few years back and that opened my eyes to what girls “enjoying life” is really all about. And let me tell you … it’s fucking AWESOME.

  • ElephantitisDick says:

    Would you marry a girl who enjoys life? What if she looks like Arianny?

  • Here’s my general opinion: All girls have the capacity to “enjoy life”. When they’re in “enjoy life” mode they’ll “enjoy life” with pretty much anyone who smiles and buys them a drink. That’s biology. And I guess you could call it an awesome form of feminism too. But down the road those girls who “enjoyed life” slow down a bit and look for one guy to “enjoy life” with.

    You just gotta catch those chicks when they’re done “enjoying life” with everyone who’s wearing an Affliction shirt and a dumb hat with a hologram sticker on the brim. And hope they don’t have the hep or idiot spawn.

  • ElephantitisDick says:

    Interesting theory. Now work in the divorce rate, or it’s not gonna feel complete.

  • That’s because as women get older, they don’t want as many sexual partners. but men are dogs no matter what, and crave sex from as many women as possible. So as time goes on and the desire to fuck others grows, they’re less likely to put up with all the bullshit women pull in relationships.

  • ElephantitisDick says:

    Holy shit, FL is an angry feminist.

  • ElephantitisDick says:

    I was kidding about that. I said it ’cause your theory doesn’t jibe with the stats. 66% of US divorces are initiated by women, and male & female infidility are equally likely to be the cause of a divorce.

    I guess I’ll have to find life wisdom somewhere else this time. 😉

  • Esther says:

    I bet more women would “enjoy life” if “whore” didn’t get thrown at them. Whenever I see forum posts about ring girls it’s always slut this slut that alongside wishing for sex from said sluts.

    It’s too bad women aren’t into helping each other by not buying into artificial standards either. We’re the worst offenders. Bummer.

  • Lifer says:

    women need to man up.

  • frickshun says:

    Esther you are a whore. I mean welcome to the boards!!!

    When I get out of work I will be checking out your photography.

    By the way, I hope you are more venomous than your last post. We need some chicks that spit fire.

  • Lifer says:

    p.s. the quote regarding josh burkman, it was kind of an out of context ‘oh hell naw!’ not an ‘ew’.

    she seems pretty ditzy but not too bad. not sure how she managed that picture he’s using with all those crazy titties because i’ve never seen those on her in real life.

    also, chances of her dating ‘dorky’ guys regularly? im gonna go with rarely to never. i assume that was just to get the internet slobs drooling. mission accomplished.

  • From people who actually know her she definately has dated both GSP and Josh Burkman. She may or may not now be dating Roger Huerta, they are definately “close friends” at the least.

  • Mobb Deep says:

    You saying that Burkman is not a dork? Checkmate.

  • Dangerfield says:

    I wonder how often she has to fake “enjoying life”.
    Some fighters gas early

  • Lifer says:

    actually i was just hoping no one would call me out on that. :(

  • Are you sure she slept with GSP? I keep thinking he’s gay.

  • did she really say internets or you think they stuck that in?

    i saw her giving a married UFC fighter a lapdance one time, haha

  • Sam says:

    FL- It’s common knowledge that all French-Canadians are gay.

  • RoB says:

    [email protected] sam! ive heard the same thing.

  • Erin says:

    I’ve no clue as to the status of GSP’s sexuality, but I volunteer to conduct in-depth tests to find out. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

  • ^ rumor is Elena Reid is the one doing that job nowadays.

  • Method says:

    I’ll be her friend.

  • Erin says:

    Well shoot Amy, if I’m not needed to do it, I suppose I can concede to someone else. Though I’ll require video evidence supporting the claims. Lots of video evidence. In HD. With good lighting. And preferably surround sound.

  • hehe Erin “enjoys life”

  • Swedish guy says:

    Fuck Australia. Try Sweden for a change, man.

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  • frankfurter says:

    Frank Shamrock is such an ego driven native dickhead. The guy handpicks his opponents, makes up fictitious fighting titles for himself and slams other class fighters. This guy would not make it any further than his brother did at the U.F.C. against ANY of the top competitors. Frank, just go away and make smoke signals somewhere else…you and your brother Kenny Scamrock..