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And God said “Let there be liveblogging of UFC 79, and let it not be sucky like everyone else’s.” And Fightlinker did say “Aye, lord. I haveth this shit on lockdown.”

As we have with the last two UFC events, we’ll be live blogging UFC79 and broadcasting a special live edition of the Low Blow right after the end of the pay per view. All the wacky zany retardation you’ve come to expect from us will be accounted for, and we look forward to shooting the shit with you in our chat room and answering your questions on the air.

Remember: There ain’t no party like an S Club party, unless it’s a Fightlinker UFC liveblogging party. Or a party where you get to fuck that hot Hannah chick from S Club 7. Goddamn she was hot. I’d cut off my thumb with garden shears just to get me some of that action. I would absolutely ruin her.

BUUUUT since neither S Club parties or Hannah sex parties are in our futures, we’ll all have to settle for a UFC liveblogging party. Okay? Okay.

  • Foreskin Face Pete says:

    hot maybe, but she looks all of 12. have you no statutory rape laws in the great white north?

  • Fortunately we go by the facts, not what they look like. So if you had sex with your gf here, chances are you wouldn’t be arrested for having sex with a dog. OOoo BURN!

  • Foreskin Face Pete says:

    actually, my dog has the silkiest labia in town

  • Foreskin Face Pete says:

    …birthpipe like a 12 year ol… er, nevermind.

  • RoB says:

    ^^^^ Toooooo Farrrrrrr. way to

  • P W says:

    You and Jake have been sounding disturbingly sober during the last few episodes of the Low Blow. I am getting concerned – do we need to set some sort of Pay Pal-donation system up to ensure an adequate level of drunkenness during the shows?

  • falkofire says:

    Man Ya’ll have kept me laughin throughout this rediculous Holiday fesitivities.. if it wasn’t for fightlinker and liquor.. I dno id be watching tv I guess.. but still its a good time… now if there was FightLiquor…. ( I guess all liquor is fight liquor in the wrong hands. )

  • Tanner says:

    Quote of the day:

    “Aye, lord. I haveth this shit on lockdown.”

  • Swedish guy says:

    Fucketifuck, does this mean there’s no ordinary goddamn low blow? This damn liveblogging shit fucks up my whole fightlinker week since it’s at hours when I’m sound asleep! And then all week before and after you’re just patting yourselves on your backs for liveblogging for an hour, being drunk and talking smack in a usb microphone. YEAH THAT’S VERY HARD.
    And I fuckin WORK this damn weekend too, so there’s not even a chance for me staying up late to catch it live. Goddamn crap shit.

  • Jeremy (not that Jeremy) says:

    Fightlinker’s gonna gild his tongue.

    Or he would, if hadn’t already been done.

  • Wu Tang says:

    Joyous Kwanzaa!!! Fuck faces!!

  • Jeremy (not that Jeremy) says:

    Wow, that Hannah person is pretty old. At least, according to wikipedia she is. Same age as my brother.