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All that Brock / Wrestlemania / Quitting stuff was bullshit

The whole rigmarole of The Ultimate Fighter has begun and with that comes the TUF media day. That means reporters finally have access to Brock Lesnar for the first time since he disappeared off the face of the earth in October. His thoughts on the whole ‘Quitting MMA to do Wrestlemania’ rumor that kept many a blog warm through the cold winter months?

“That thing just took on a life of its own,” Lesnar said of the WrestleMania rumors. “I’m a fighter. There wasn’t anything there. I never pursued anything, no.”

He also scoffed at the notion that he was through fighting and didn’t have the stomach for it any more.

“When I go dark, people have to talk about something,” Lesnar said. “I don’t have any control over that, nor do I really care. I’m just glad they’re still talking about me. It’s a funny thing. I go sit in my deer shack or my fish house and you guys (in the media) still talk about me and I don’t even have to say a word.”

Let this be a lesson to everyone: never, ever trust sources from ‘inside the pro wrestling world.’ They are all shit covered liars so full of shit they open their mouth and long turd snakes come out. They then rub those snakes all over their body so they can be covered in even more shit. Now let us never speak of this again.

15 COMMENTS
  • DaddyPants says:

    “They are all shit covered liars so full of shit they open their mouth and long turd snakes come out. They then rub those snakes all over their body so they can be covered in even more shit.”

     

    its quality prose like this that makes me love this site. that was poetic man. 

  • glassjawsh says:

    i knew you were into scat!

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    Ryan the poet!

  • agentsmith says:

    Some days I don’t blame him for wanting to hole up in a cabin in the woods.  I’m rather looking forward to inheriting my father-in-law’s little farm house in Alberta.

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    I was sitting in my fish house talking about Brock Lesnar. Wierd….

  • frickshun says:

    AgentSmith–>isn’t that the farmhouse where you heard the lambs cry out? Run to them Smith.

  • Grappo says:

    that’s a nice way to say that he can’t wait til his in-laws DIE.

  • agentsmith says:

    An artist’s rendition of Ryan’s scenario:

  • frickshun says:

    Haha!! That’s a fucking classic episode!!

  • CAP says:

    Can we take subo off suicide watch?

  • repenttokyo says:

    i wonder if his fish house is made of trout or flounder?

  • fightlinker says:

    Subo saw through the whole thing since the beginning. Over xmas we did a podcast and he pointed out that the whole “Brock’s not training” angle was dumb because he was still on medical suspension and wasn’t allowed to train.

  • agentsmith says:

    Plus he said even before the Cain fight that he would be taking time off to go hunting and such afterwards.  Then he disappears to go hunting and people freak out.  Like just because he lost he’s supposed to change his plans or something.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Yeah, Subes had dates and everything – He knew the reality of the situation from day one. He thoroughly broke that shit down into plain English anyone could understand.

    I sarcastically wonder why no one took his words seriously.

  • Predator8u says:

    You’re all gossip whores!!!!

    Just imagine if Brock was spotted on a horse while this was happining. Ryan would of exploded.

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