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Ali Sonoma and the UFC break up

I’m sure you all noticed that Ali Sonoma, the cute little blond ring girl we’ve all gotten used to, was replaced at UFC 78 with a huge breasted horse face. There was much speculation as to what prompted that switch … perhaps the UFC wanted a more ‘authentic New Jersey trash’ look at ringside?

Well, if you were hoping this was just a one time deal and Ali would be back soon, I’m here to burst your bubble. Here’s a note from her myspace:

“I am no longer a ring girl for UFC-I am proud to say I am moving up to bigger and better things. There is always a time when you get comfortable at a job-you seem to lose focus on what your main goal is-I guess I got a little comfortable myself, of course, I loved the fights, loved the experience, but my real dream is to actually speak on camera, to act, not just shake my booty for the crowd. 😉 (even though it was a lot of fun while it lasted and I met some amazing people)”

Personally I’ll really miss her always entertaining commentary on issues like dogfighting. What I won’t miss is the visions of a jerry-curl Diego thrusting away whenever I look at her. Well, maybe I will miss that a little bit. Oh, and on that homo tip, hopefully the above picture washes away the taint you got from our 1000 post picture.