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Who’s doing what in January???

Continuing their tradition of setting up fights without telling the fighters involved, the UFC has apparently forgotten to mention to Sam Stout that he’s fighting in January. Of course, I guess this is more of a tribute to the speed of gossip than to the ineptitude of the UFC. Dana White was right … we are worse than a bunch of bitches in a beauty parlor!

  • Stouts been rumored to be facing Eklund then Etim and now back to Eklund. I think he’ll be on the card and I’d love to see him face either fighter especially Eklund but I wish we could just learn which it was for sure.

  • Mr. Theplague says:

    WHoever he fights, I’m sure he’ll land about a zillion shots on his opponent without coming close to knocking him out, though still keeping me thoroughly entertained.

  • anderson says:

    greetings, trick ass marks and mark ass tricks. you really think hands of stone stout cares who he fights and when he fights them? those hands aren’t time sensitive bitch ass bitches! they’re stone, motherfuckers, stone! it takes thousands of years of erosion and weather to wear down there destructive power! take some geology classes goddamnit! if hands of stone was half the man he was 10 years ago, he would take a flame thrower to this place! fuck yall.

  • el feo says:

    funny shit, anderson. I too am a fan of silky johnson, buc nasty, beautiful and all other diabolical haters.

  • thanks for the 411 anderson but for the record, paper beats rock/stone. So the only way he’d win if he fought someone in the octagon who “hands of scissors”

  • Terrence Halladay says:

    he said that ufc fighters are like bitches in a beaty shop, not media or fans who he prolly has worse things to say about

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    so thomas thinks sam stout can beat kenny florian?

  • Swedish guy says:

    Yeah Thomas you’re right except for a small point: you’ve forgotten to add in the gypsy skirt in the mix. Hands of gypsy skirt would win, becaus gypsy skirts take anything.

  • anderson says:

    gypsy skirts certainly take one thing… heart. it should be mentioned though, in the interest of full disclosure, they also take my penis.