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I have vanquished the bees for now…. who knows when they’ll come back though?

TLC tought us all of the mexican corridor the bees took to come to the states, and tracked their movement through the humid areas of middle-south america. But who knew they would develop technology to create a stasis jump, a nexus of space time, and channel the energy of black holes to teleport themselves whereever I am????

This is extremely disturbing. The only scientists who believe me have been horribly stung to death. My only hope is to somehow complete my modular bee-telekenisis device which will allow me to throw my mind into an alternate dimension where i can only hope some bee demi-god resides.

8 COMMENTS
  • intenso says:

    see this is why I read this blog and only this blog

  • Queen Bee says:

    I’m going to fuck you in the ass with my stinger if you don’t get back to Canada ASAP!

  • Big Fern says:

    wtf r u talking about fight licker?

  • jazzn says:

    Don’t you understand? By “Bees” he means Chuck Liddell. Scientist is Dana White. Telekenisis? No… read “whoopass”. The Demi Dog = Wanderlai. This is just your standard MMA blog entry.. nothing more. Ho hum…

  • Jonathan says:

    My plan is working perfectly!

  • DJ Hapa says:

    And then went down to the ship,
    Set keel to breakers, forth on the godly sea, and
    We set up mast and sail on that swart ship,
    Bore sheep aboard her, and our bodies also
    Heavy with weeping, and winds from sternward
    Bore us onward with bellying canvas,
    Crice’s this craft, the trim-coifed goddess.
    Then sat we amidships, wind jamming the tiller,
    Thus with stretched sail, we went over sea till day’s end.
    Sun to his slumber, shadows o’er all the ocean,…

    –Ezra Pound

  • Jake says:

    As the possible only survivor, and now possible sole owner of Fightlinker, I have to tell you i’m not looking forward to handling his bee stung corpse people

  • anderson says:

    it’s the fucking candyman dude. how many times do i have to tell you to quit standing in front of the mirror reciting that shit?

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