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I guess the press release where GirlFight Global announced they were going to take over the world with their future all-female fight league didn’t raise enough interest or capital. Now they’re back with a whole new dimension (ba dum tss) to their proposed events:

In addition to signing many of the top fighters from all over the world, the all-female GirlFight Global promotion plans to be the first MMA promotion to air all of its events in 3D. This unique plan would apply to all GFG shows, beginning with the debut event now targeted for early in 2011.

As first reported  last month, GirlFight Global has formed big plans for the women’s division in MMA and intends to bring in many of the most talented and top-ranked female fighters from all over the world. The promotion is planning to provide female fighters with the largest platform possible to showcase their skills in front of a worldwide audience in 3D television. The company would be the first MMA promotion to air all of its events in 3D; something that not even the UFC has done to date.

There’s a reason the UFC hasn’t done it: it’s stupid. 3D was a retarded fad in the 80s and don’t think just because the glasses are cooler and James Cameron made a non-shitty film that it’s any less a fad now. The only good thing I can say about 3D is it’s another small step towards our true goal of being able to fuck our televisions. When we get there, maybe I’ll watch some WMMA in 3D. Until then, no thank you sir.

  • Rodriguez says:

    Joe Rogan said on his podcast that the UFC has been *filming* in HD since, like, UFC 60.

  • NinjaCodah says:

    correction: Cameron’s movie was garbage.

    3D is the worse gimmick since hip-hop music.

  • DiscoStu says:

    Audio ads with chicks walking on to your screen? You are the scum of the internet, think I need to cancel my account but can’t find how

  • Supernatural says:

    Avatar was a piece of shit. Grow up.

  • SHORT_BUS says:

    Unless they’re all built like strippers and fighting (by “fighting” I mean scissoring) naked in a pool full of lube then I don’t give a shit. I don’t want or need to watch MMA’s version of the WNBA.

  • Omomatta says:

    When will these motherfuckers learn that gimmicks don’t fucking work?

    I think Short_bus is on the right track…..if they want to actually sell PPV’s.

  • repenttokyo says:

    speaking of fucking our televisions – long live the new flesh

  • P W says:

    Apparently the two recent K-1 events in Seoul were shot in 3D.